They won’t let holiday music on till December 23rd
They took the holiday decorations down and sold them on eBay
They wore tee shirts on Ugly Holiday Sweater Day
You hear “Bah Humbug” 200 times a day
You work at the DMV
They all think the Grinch was soft in the end
The office holiday party was only 30 minutes
They graffiti your holiday card
They spent the Holiday Bonus on coal
The holiday Kris Kringle featured gifts from Walgreens
Working Black Friday made them bitter
Even their kids don’t like them